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| User: | land_over_water (4695635) Ninja Brat
I'm not done being shrowded in darkness yet. Gimme a sec! |
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| Name: | land_over_water | ||
| Location: | Saint Charles, Missouri, United States | ||
| Birthdate: | 10-24 | ||
| Bio: | Um... Hi folks! Land_Over_Water here. (You'll get that if you like Terry Pratchett books.) I'm pretty much your average teen, except for the fact that I'm 1) homeschooled and I'm 2) a little insane and 3) There is no number 3. I have no athletic talent whatsoever. For example, I can't run, I can't kick, and I can't catch or throw. I'm very uncordinated, and I have a very nasty tendency to get hit in the head and/or face with the balls. Believe me, a basketball smacking you in the skull is not a pleasant sensation. I'm more of a bookworm. If it looks interesting, I'll read it. Even if I'm probably not supposed to read it. I won't if you specifically TELL me that I'm not allowed to read said literature, but if you don't... Then I'll just assume that you're not saying I'm not allowed to read it so it must be fine, so I'll read it. Ah, the joys of trying to weasel your way through life with technicalities... Just so you know, I am a Christian. I am opposed to homosexuality, premarital sex, and alcohol. So if that bugs you, then I would suggest you come to my church. It's kinda hard to miss it, since it looks pretty much like a giant onion (or bubble or a Hershey's Kiss) by the side of the highway. (3,000 members require a lot of room.) We've got plenty of room if you want to check it out... Yes, I know, shameless advertising. So sue me. Actually, don't. I don't exactly have money pouring out of my pockets or wallet. Indentured servitude is more my speed. Got any salt mines that need cleaning?... Um... Anyways, check out my rants, and I'll try to find more about Mary Sues when I get the time. And about my userpics. The Josh Groban icons were either made by JGKimmy or Destiny2909; I can't member which one was which, but it's in the keywords. *FANGIRLS THEM BOTH* The "House, MD" icons were made by Everlyn. *CONFETTI SHOWER* The Angry Lucius Icon was made by Lauerl_TX. *GLOMPS* Credit for Bob the Hangman goes to Frickangel. *COOKIES* The lovely icon of Fred's chin was made by Madeyemax. *CHOCOLATE* The others? I'm not too sure about, so if you know who made them, I'd appreciate knowing so I can give them due credit. Thanks! *FANGIRLS THEM ALL*  What's YOUR anti-drug?  Get away from me. What kind of Josh Groban Fan are you? brought to you by Quizilla   ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} __grobanites | ||
| Memories:: | 4 entries | ||
| Interests: | 22: animals in general, artemis fowl, boston terriers, csi, dog agility, dogs, eric szmanda, final fu, harry potter, horse racing, house, josh groban, liam aiken, lord of the rings, martial arts, mary sues, mash, music, pugs, reading, singing, taekwondo | ||
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| Mutual Friends: | 9: beckslfd, confidentwoman, doom_cherries, extd_grb_injoke, hempfandango, irishthanhy, moore_oaks, nikkikoala90, southerngaelic | ||
| Member of: | 7: __grobanites, _m_f_e_o_, deargod_loveme, deleterius, jgharempwnsyou, joshfics, letters_to_josh | ||
| Account type: | Plus Account | ||
